If there’s no paint nearby that you could watch dry, you may wish to send me an email. Since the release of You Can Get Arrested For That in 2006, I have been literally inundated with a few emails, and they are always a welcome sight in my inbox. Due to the exceedingly small number I receive, I have just about managed to reply to them all too.
You can email me here.

On a professional level, you should contact my representative, Rebecca Winfield, by clicking here or phoning (020) 8567 6738.

Also, my sister-in-law - for reasons known only to her - has created a Facebook account, rather inaccurately named ‘Rich Smith is hot stuff!’
If you feel some strange unnatural urge to actually sign up to such a thing, simply click here.